I am probably the best Sonic the Hedgehog original character (do not steal) creator on Mobius. I fight Dr.Eggman by creating legions of powerful original characters. I totally get all the hot girls and Sega was all like, "We want your characters so hard, come have a job with us and make Sonic games awesome again." I was like, "Nah. I'm having too much fun being a rich superhero astronaut. Don't even think about stealing my characters or I'll sue you."
So, yeah, I'm pretty awesome